A small,brown
table! Mr Jones's shop
sold food.Mr Jones and a young man worked there.The young man's name was
George. A man came
into the shop on Monday.He was a funny man.Mr Jones was in the office.It was
behind the shop.The funny man looked at George and said,"I want a small
table,please." George
said,"We don't sell tables in this shop.We sell food." The man smiled
and answered,"A small,brown table." He took a picture of a
small,brown table. George put his
mouth near the man's ear and said,"We do not have tables in this
shop!Food!Not tables!" The man smiled
and answered,"That's good.Thank you." Then he sat down on a chair and
waited. George was not
happy.He went into the office and spoke to Mr Jones.Then he and Mr Jones came
out again. Mr Jones was
angry.He looked at the man and said,"What do you want?" The man smiled
and answered,"I want a loaf of brown bread,please.Haven't you got any
bread in your shop?" Mr Jones
said,"Yes,we have." He looked at George, and then he went and got a
loaf of brown bread from a big box and gave it to the man.
Did you know the most commonly used
letter in the alphabet is E. .Did you know the least used letter in the
alphabet is Did you know the 3 most common languages
in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English. .Did you know skiing is the only word with
double i .Did you know dreamt is the only word that
ends in mt Did you know the names of all continents
both start and end with the same letter. Did you know the first letters of the
months July through to November spell JASON. Did you know if you try to say the
alphabet without moving your lips or tongue every letter will sound the same. Mistake make us human Failure Make us stranger Hope Keep us going Love Keep us alive Bill Gates Einstein If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life William Shakespeare Three sentences for getting SUCCESS Charles Never break four things in your life: Trust, Promise, Relation & Heart. Because when they break they don't make noise but pains a lot Vive kananda In a day, when you don't come across any problems, you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path life is a road and you are its
passengers so , be careful about the value of your times , maybe you wont be in
the road tomorrow Live in such a way that those who
know you but
When you think the world has turned it’s back on you, take a look
Keyboard : چه کسی برنده شد؟ Communication Board : کامیون
کی شن ها رو برد؟ Miss Call : دختر
نابالغ را گویند . Freezer : حرف مفت . Suspicious : به
لهجه اصفهانی : ساس از بقیه حشرات جلوتر است . Johnny Depp : قاتل افسرده . Acer : ای
آقا . Welcome : دهن
لق . Manual : من و بقیه . Large Space : به
گویش اصفهانی : پس بزرگ است . Accessible : عکس
سیبیل . Refer : دوباره
فر زدن مو . See you later : لات
تر به نظر میای . Good Setting : آن سه چیزِ نیک را گویند: گفتار نیک - کردار نیک - پندار نیک . Above Border : فرامرز
. Insecure : این
سه نابینا . Business : اشاره
به بوزینه در گویش اصفهانى . Subsystem : صاحب
دستگاه . Velocity : شهری
که مردم آن از هر موقعیتی برای ولو شدن استفاده میکنند . Comfortable : بفرمایید
سر میز . Cambridge : شهری که تعداد پلهایش انگشت شمار است . Categorize : نوعی
غذای شمالی که با برنج و گوشت گراز طبخ میشود . Jesus : در
اصفهان به بچه گویند که دست به چیز داغ نزند . Hairkul : آنکه
روی شانههایش مو دارد . Watergate : دروازه
دولاب . UNESCO : یونس کجاست ؟ Damn You All : دم
همتون گرم . Latino : لات
بازی ممنوع . Godzilla : خدای
استفاده کردن از مرورگر موزیلا . Savage Blog : ساوجبلاغ . Betamethazone : منطقه
اى در معرض بتا و از این دست امواج . Normal : ماله
ی نوری . Last Name : نامه
ی بی حال A
little girl asked her father The
Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all
mankind was made" Two
days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The
mother answered The
confused girl went back to her father and said "Daddy, how is it possible
that you told me human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from
monkeys?" The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I
told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about her. .Without action we accomplish nothing .Without hope we achieve nothing .Without dreams we reach nothing .Without faith we believe nothing .Without love we feel nothing .Without God we are nothing Last week I went to the theater, the play was very interesting. I didn’t enjoy it! A couple was sitting behind me, talking loudly. I couldn’t hear the actors; so I looked at them angrily. Success - Socrates A young man asked Socrates the secret of success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him into the river. When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and swiftly ducked him into the water. The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue. Socrates asked him, "what did you want the most when you were there?" The boy replied, "Air". Socrates said, "That is the secret of success! When you want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it!" There is no other secret.
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If you born poor, it's not your mistake. But if you die poor it's your mistake
a) Know more than other
b) Work more than other
c) Expect less than other
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don't know God will come to know God because they know you
you most likely turned your back on the world
If you have great friends, take the time to let them know that they are great
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"How
did the human race appear?"
"Many
years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
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They didn’t pay any attention.
“I can’t hear a word” I said angrily.” it’s none of your business,” he said.” this is a private conversation
Socrates pulled the boy’s head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air. 
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