Our English Class

 A small,brown table!

    Mr Jones's shop sold food.Mr Jones and a young man worked there.The young man's name was George.

     A man came into the shop on Monday.He was a funny man.Mr Jones was in the office.It was behind the shop.The funny man looked at George and said,"I want a small table,please."

     George said,"We don't sell tables in this shop.We sell food."

     The man smiled and answered,"A small,brown table." He took a picture of a small,brown table.

     George put his mouth near the man's ear and said,"We do not have tables in this shop!Food!Not tables!"

     The man smiled and answered,"That's good.Thank you." Then he sat down on a chair and waited.

     George was not happy.He went into the office and spoke to Mr Jones.Then he and Mr Jones came out again.

     Mr Jones was angry.He looked at the man and said,"What do you want?"

     The man smiled and answered,"I want a loaf of brown bread,please.Haven't you got any bread in your shop?"

     Mr Jones said,"Yes,we have." He looked at George, and then he went and got a loaf of brown bread from a big box and gave it to the man.


برچسب‌ها: written by nahid
نوشته شده در Tue 5 Feb 2013ساعت 16:25 توسط |

Did you know the most commonly used letter in the alphabet is E.

.Did you know the least used letter in the alphabet is

Did you know the 3 most common languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English.

 

.Did you know skiing is the only word with double i

.Did you know dreamt is the only word that ends in mt

Did you know the names of all continents both start and end with the same letter.

 

Did you know the first letters of the months July through to November spell JASON.

Did you know if you try to say the alphabet without moving your lips or tongue every letter will sound the same.


برچسب‌ها: writtin by sara
نوشته شده در Tue 5 Feb 2013ساعت 16:24 توسط |

Mistake    

make us human

Failure    

Make us stranger

Hope    

Keep us going

Love    

Keep us alive


برچسب‌ها: writtin by sara
نوشته شده در Mon 28 Jan 2013ساعت 17:54 توسط |

*A Best lesson in psychology*
 
When a person laugh too much even on stupid things 
.be sure that person is sad deep inside   
 
When a person sleeps alot 
.be sure that person is lonely   

When a person talks less& and if he talks fast 
 .then it means that person keeps secret   

When someone cant cry then that 
 . person is weak      
 
When someone eats in abnormal way 
.then that person is in tension   
 
When someone cry on little things then it means 
.he is innocent and soft hearten   

When someone gets angry on silly or
.small things it means he is in love   
 
..Try to see all these in real life&you will found them all 


برچسب‌ها: writtin by sara
نوشته شده در Mon 21 Jan 2013ساعت 14:40 توسط |

Bill Gates 


If you born poor, it's not your mistake. But if you die poor it's your mistake

Einstein

 If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life 

William  Shakespeare 

Three sentences for getting SUCCESS 
a) Know more than other 
b) Work more than other 
c) Expect less than other

Charles

Never break four things in your life: Trust, Promise, Relation & Heart. Because when they break they don't make noise but pains a lot 

 Vive kananda

In a day, when you don't come across any problems, you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path 


برچسب‌ها: written by roya kh
نوشته شده در Tue 15 Jan 2013ساعت 20:0 توسط |

life is a road and you are its passengers so , be careful about the value of your times , maybe you wont be in the road tomorrow

Live in such a way that those who know you but
don't know God will come to know God because they know you

  When you think the world has turned it’s back on you, take a look
you most likely turned your back on the world


If you have great friends, take the time to let them know that they are great


برچسب‌ها: Written by Mahtab
نوشته شده در Sun 13 Jan 2013ساعت 21:0 توسط |

I know that our  teacher said that do not put any persian word but dears our blog seems so formal thus there must be a versatility so I posted this:

Keyboard : چه کسی برنده شد؟

Communication Board : کامیون کی شن ها رو برد؟

Miss Call : دختر نابالغ را گویند .

Freezer : حرف مفت .

Suspicious : به لهجه اصفهانی : ساس از بقیه حشرات جلوتر است .

Johnny Depp : قاتل افسرده .

Acer : ای آقا .

Welcome : دهن لق .

Manual : من و بقیه .

Large Space : به گویش اصفهانی : پس بزرگ است .

Accessible : عکس سیبیل .

Refer : دوباره فر زدن مو .

See you later : لات تر به نظر میای .

Good Setting : آن سه چیزِ نیک را گویند: گفتار نیک - کردار نیک - پندار نیک .

Above Border : فرامرز .

Insecure : این سه نابینا .

Business : اشاره به بوزینه در گویش اصفهانى .

Subsystem : صاحب دستگاه .

Velocity : شهری که مردم آن از هر موقعیتی برای ولو شدن استفاده می‌‌کنند .

Comfortable : بفرمایید سر میز .

Cambridge : شهری که تعداد پلهایش انگشت شمار است .

Categorize : نوعی غذای شمالی که با برنج و گوشت گراز طبخ می‌‌شود .

Jesus : در اصفهان به بچه گویند که دست به چیز داغ نزند .

Hairkul : آنکه روی شانه‌‌هایش مو دارد .

Watergate : دروازه دولاب .

UNESCO : یونس کجاست ؟

Damn You All : دم همتون گرم .

Latino : لات بازی ممنوع .

Godzilla : خدای استفاده کردن از مرورگر موزیلا .

Savage Blog : ساوجبلاغ .

Betamethazone : منطقه اى در معرض بتا و از این دست امواج .

Normal : ماله ی نوری .

Last Name : نامه ی بی حال


برچسب‌ها: Written by Mahtab
نوشته شده در Sun 13 Jan 2013ساعت 20:31 توسط |

A little girl asked her father
"How did the human race appear?"

The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was made"

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl went back to her father and said "Daddy, how is it possible that you told me human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your

mother told you about her.


برچسب‌ها: Written by Mahtab
نوشته شده در Sun 13 Jan 2013ساعت 20:17 توسط |

.Without action we accomplish nothing 

.Without hope we achieve nothing

.Without dreams we reach nothing

.Without faith we believe nothing

.Without love we feel nothing

.Without God we are nothing


برچسب‌ها: writtin by sara
نوشته شده در Sun 13 Jan 2013ساعت 10:19 توسط |

Last week I went to the theater, the play was very interesting. I didn’t enjoy it! A couple was sitting behind me, talking loudly. I couldn’t hear the actors; so I looked at them angrily. They didn’t pay any attention.
“I can’t hear a word” I said angrily.” it’s none of your business,” he said.” this is a private
conversation

Success - Socrates

A young man asked Socrates the secret of success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him into the river. When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and swiftly ducked him into the water.

The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue. Socrates pulled the boy’s head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air.

Socrates asked him, "what did you want the most when you were there?" The boy replied, "Air". Socrates said, "That is the secret of success! When you want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it!" There is no other secret.منو عشقم


برچسب‌ها: Written by Maryam
نوشته شده در Sat 5 Jan 2013ساعت 11:22 توسط |


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